Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 10:55

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
I understand how hurricane paths work
What is the one thing you don't understand that others do?
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
I have complete contempt for fakery
Jonas Brothers cancel and move upcoming concerts, including one in North Texas - WFAA
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
I know who the president of Turkey really is
What can I do to deal with disrespectful children?
I don’t buy bullshit
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
Is anal sex allowed in Islam? It's not written anywhere in the Quran whether it's forbidden or not.
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
How is bestiality wrong, but killing animals for sport or trophies is considered okay?
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
I have complete contempt for traitorism
I don’t cotton to rapists
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
What is your language's pangram?
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
I have a reading level above third grade
I can read
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
I'm straight, so why do I love watching guys cum?
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
Do you think the constitution and laws should be taught in school?
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
I actually pay taxes
I see through liars
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
I can count
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP